SUP, SPACE PILOT.
Our JUICE tanker crashed and spilled a fat load of JUICE into a nearby asteroid field, and we need someone to GET IN THERE and recover all that SWEET, SWEET JUICE. You’re the best person for the job, because you happened to be nearby and you’ve got an infinite supply of extremely fragile space ships. Just think of this as an unpaid internship.
– Become enraged, in REAL life!
– Fly some dang space ships!
– Pick up juice!
– Dodge asteroids!
– Observe the elusive beauty of glowing particle effects!
– Squeal with joy as you watch your helpless pilot flap about in space while his oxygen runs out!